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Meet The Girls

by Monique on March 13, 2008


I often talk about my Wild House of Pets but I don’t think I have ever done a formal introduction of who they all are. At this moment, I have three dogs, and three cats and a mouse. I’ll start with the dogs since that actually needs an “explanation”. [Pardon the poor quality of the images. Most of them I had to scan from my scrapbooks since the originals are packed away.]

Growing up my mother had a Pekingese which kind of just laid around being there. I loved that dog, but she was my mother’s and I couldn’t do nearly as much with her as I desired. I decided back then that one day I would have a small dog of my own who would be rambunctious and drive me crazy. I figured that was better than a dog who just laid around doing nothing.

When I met my husband I had told him I wanted a dog and he kind of said yeah, maybe but we ended up getting a cat instead. He told me when we moved into a house we could have a small dog if I wanted. For the next few years we lived in apartments so getting a dog was put on the back burner. And then suddenly one day out of the blue he announced he had been to the local pet shelter and had a dog picked out for me. It wasn’t exactly the scenario I had planned for picking out a dog but I went along with it.

The following day we headed down to the pet shelter and I met a white, frail chihuahua/terrier mix who scared me to death. There was something off about her but she looked so pitiful and there was no way I could say no. We took her home and took her under our wing and gave her lots of love. We later learned that she had been badly abused. She would cower at the sound of a raised voice - and we are some loud people. She wouldn’t eat in front of us. Instead when she thought we were not watching, she would grab mouthfuls of food and take it elsewhere, spit it out and then eat it. It was all so sad.

We decided to name her Pepper because we thought it was funny to name a white dog Pepper. She took to the name very quickly.

Over the following weeks I noticed she was getting fat. When we got her she was emaciated so to see her adding on pounds was a very welcomed sight, except that she wasn’t gaining weight overall, just in her stomach. I immediately told the hubby that I thought she was pregnant. He said absolutely not. He finally came to terms that I was probably right so we took her to the vet.

The vet shocked us with the news that she expecting not one or two but maybe four or five! Everyone was very concerned because Pepper is a not a big dog and it was expected that the birth would be rather traumatic for her. The vet had us all concerned and prepared to call doggy 911 when she went into labor.

Around her estimated due date we set up a cozy bed for her in my office since that’s where she enjoyed being. We walked around on pins and needles in anticipation. We had been told labor would last for hours and hours and it would be very hard on all of us. Every sound we heard we’d run to check on her to see if she was OK. I am sure she thought we were crazy.

On September 29, 2002 we were sitting around watching “Casino”. At about 3 am, we figured it was late and should get some sleep. As were getting ready to lay down, Pepper walked into the room panting, made some off the wall sound and walked away. We weren’t sure what to make of it so we followed her into the office. There she was in her box looking as normal as could be. My husband reached down to pet her and she began licking her back rapidly. Suddenly out popped a puppy. She didn’t grunt, wince or anything. It was a slip and slide birth. Over the next hour and a half she had 5 more, in total she had 1 boy and 5 girls. We named them Guapo, Chulita, Sandy, Chiquita, Rosie and Milagro.

I decided immediately that I did not care what any one said I was keeping Milagro. She was the runt of the bunch and the one we never even expected. All along it was supposed to be 4-5, not six!

All of the puppiesEven though Pepper had been abused, she took to being a mother like this had been her third litter. She watched over them carefully and tended to them constantly. We bonded with each one of them as teethed, had their first solid meal, and took their first venture outside. Deciding who would get the puppies was a hard hard choice.

In the end, we decided to part with four, and they all went to wonderful families. The only one I still have doubts about is Rosie who went to live with someone who was a close friend of mine at the time. I’d like to snatch her up and give her a better home but it’s a little late for that now. The hardest choice overall was deciding who else we were going to keep.

I had already decided I was keeping Milagro (which means Miracle in spanish). My husband had grown attached to Chulita who was this very active puppy. She was SO cute. However, we noticed that our precious Sandy was a bit slow. We would be outside playing fetch and the other pups would run for the stick, and Sandy would run in a circle. She would run towards the stick, spin around and circle back excited as ever as though she accomplished something huge. No matter what we did, it appeared she could not grasp the simple concept behind fetching.

MilgroIn the end we decided to keep Sandy because along with fetching, there were other areas where she looked like she didn’t quite get it. Today, she is the best fetcher we have… We think she was faking her stupidity all along as a ploy so we would keep her around. Milagro is a super genius who entertains me on a daily basis. As for Pepper, she has grown out of her shell to become a very active and loving dog.

So now you know the doggy side of my animal house.

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Who Let The Dogs Out… The Window?

by Monique on March 11, 2008


Recently, due to the extremely off weather here in Texas, part of our backyard has become somewhat of a mud pit. Sadly, the worst part is right outside our patio door. That’s also the door that our dogs go out when we have them to go “poo poo pee pee outside”.

At first we were letting them out and dealing with their muddy paws but then I got my carpet cleaned. Naturally, that put that idea to rest because 1) The idea of even a little mud hitting the carpet made me cringe and 2) I’m lazy and don’t always want to check them as they come in. Clearly we needed a back up plan.

And here it is:

Yes, we are using a window as a door. The girls are little confused and keep running to the patio door, so we have started saying “Poo poo pee pee out-the-window!” and they immediately turn around and run for the window. It’s pretty sad. But it works!

Hopefully things will dry out soon and the window can return to being something we just use for a view.

 

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Procrastinationitus

by Monique on February 11, 2008


 Do you know something who suffers from this very serious illness?

I believe millions around the world have it, and just don’t talk about it. Well, I am going to break the chain of silence and share my story so other will know they are not alone.

You see, my husband has it. Yes, he does. I am not sure when he got it, or how he got it, or at what point it began to take full control of him. It’s to the point where he can barely get off his ass to do anything when asked. Things meant to be done on Monday might get done on the 3rd Tuesday of the following month.

It’s so bad he can’t even remove the dinner plates off of his desk. He will actually get up to grab a soda and leave the plate sitting there. And not for one day or two… usually until I scream bloody murder. Once he had so many take out cups on his desk that in order to get me to shut up, he said he was conducting a science experiment. I must admit, something good did come of it. He was so grossed out by it that he gave up drinking caffeinated drinks.

The final straw for me though was yesterday.

One of the conditions of Decymburr’s release from incarceration was that she had to get vaccinated. We had to prepay our vet and then show up at the “pound” with proof of payment and scheduled appointment. So, we went ahead and did that, dished out the necessary funds etc. He had initially made the appointment for the day after we got her at 8 am which was close to impossible to make. I asked him to reschedule it, he said ok, life went on.

The day of the appointment, the vet calls to ask me where we are. I apologize profusely and reschedule the appointment for Sunday (yesterday). It’s the perfect day, he’s off, nothing ever really happens on a Sunday… so what could go wrong? I even spent the week reminding him over and over about the appointment. I even reminded him two hours beforehand.

I think you already know what happened next.

I walk into his office 30 minutes before he had to leave and say:

Me: Um, you need to start getting ready to take Doo Doo to the vet

Him: Oh man, I can’t.

Me: What do you mean you can’t?

Him: I’m playing WoW.

Me: SO?

Him: I got this raid together… I can’t bail on it.

Me: Are you kidding me?

Him: What? No. Seriously. I can’t.

Me: DUDE!

Him: Sorry.

Me: Well then you better reschedule it.

Him: Fine. Fine. I will.

For starters -

LIFE > WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!

Do I even need to go on?

Well, over the weekend, he was supposed to run this errand for me since I worked.  He had told me he was not feeling to great and I said, “ok ok, you can put it off until Monday, but has to be done first thing Monday morning!! OK?” Naturally he said ok.

This morning, I’m at work and he calls. I’m thinking he’s calling to let me know he’s done. Noooooooooo. He’s calling me to tell me it will be done in maybe an hour and a half. It’s already two hours past when I asked for it to be done! Is this man for real?

And while I had him on the phone, I figured I would ask him if he ever called the vet yesterday to reschedule.

Him: No.

Me: You have got to be kidding me!

Him: What?

Me: I didn’t pay money for a piece of paper!

Him: Yes we did.

Me: No. I didn’t.

Him: It says she got vaccinated right?

Me: Ay Dios Mio. I paid to GET IT DONE, not for a sheet of paper hombre!

Him: Fine.

Before your loved one gets this bad, seek help. It will save you a lot of money on Advil and Tylenol if you do.

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