

So I went to Neiman Marcus to give them some of my hard earned cash… I had rang up a bit of a tally and the girl says to me “Would you like to pay with your Neiman Marcus card, American Express, cash or credit??” I reply, “with my visa” and she again repeats me her list and I say “…. visa.”
As we stand there staring at each other like wild animals, I repeat again in slow motion “vvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeessssaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…”, to which she replies “We don’t accept that or mastercard.”
I guess I’ll head over to Macy’s or Sak’s. What a dumb ass store.


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