Dear Dumb Store


So I went to Neiman Marcus to give them some of my hard earned cash… I had rang up a bit of a tally and the girl says to me “Would you like to pay with your Neiman Marcus card, American Express, cash or credit??”  I reply, “with my visa” and she again repeats me her list and I say “…. visa.”

As we stand there staring at each other like wild animals, I repeat again in slow motion “vvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeessssaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…”, to which she replies “We don’t accept that or mastercard.”

I guess I’ll head over to Macy’s or Sak’s.  What a dumb ass store.

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Bryan - May 12, 2010 - 9:25 pm

Wow. I used to see those Visa commercials and they always said at the end, “but they don’t take… American Express”. I always would think to myself, “Jeez why are they always picking on poor American Express? I mean, everybody accepts Visa, right?” I guess I was wrong.

cardiogirl - May 13, 2010 - 4:22 am

Yeah, I thought Visa was everywhere you wanted to be. That’s what the commercial used to say.

Hey, maybe that’s why those commercials don’t exist anymore.

Kevin N. - May 13, 2010 - 10:31 am

Er…so I guess Discover would be the “Credit” option. Glad you “Discovered” that…lol. What a weird thing, I know American Express charges more than Visa and Mastercard to use because they have more strict security standards, so I find it odd that they wouldn’t accept the cheaper to use (from a business perspective) cards, but do allow the more expensive ones. I guess they are a dumb ass store.
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MessInADress - May 13, 2010 - 12:34 pm

That’s so rediculous. Two of the biggest card companies…and that store doesn’t take either one? That is a load of BS…

*lynne* - May 14, 2010 - 6:54 am

… yeah so what would fall under the “credit” option then??! Geeez.

Kathy - May 21, 2010 - 9:51 am

Have they no idea how much business they lose for doing that? Idgits.

meleah rebeccah - May 23, 2010 - 11:41 am

What? That’s ridiculous!
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Singer7 - June 10, 2010 - 1:44 pm

OMSNL!!! I just HEARD this blog post and I thought it was HILARIOUS to hear the lady not SAY visa in slow motion, but, rather SPELL it out!!! LOSNL!!! It was funny when she cussed as well….it was soo unexpected!!!!
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