

Things aren’t cheap at Eatzi’s and as much as I want to grab everything I see, I usually only go grab some bread and cookies from the bakery, and an amazingly delicious pastrami sandwich. They prepare it kind of like Subway does where you stand there and point at everything you want on it and they make it fresh for you.2 The list of breads and toppings and meats and cheeses you can get are endless3 but I always go in and get the same thing because it’s like perfection on bread for me.
Anyway, the last time I went to EatZi’s I decided to grab something new from the bakery. I’m addicted to their oatmeal raisin cookies so maybe they’d have something else that I would L-O-V-E.
I ended up grabbing two items. The first was a small, yet very expensive crème brûlée and then I spotted a delicious looking chocolate raspberry cupcake.
Bad bad choices they were.


The crème brûlée tasted like I was having a massive make out session with an orange peel. Not pleasant AT ALL. In fact, I think making out with an orange peel would have indeed been better! Just thinking about it now makes me want to brush my teeth and gargle with some Listerine. Ick nast!


As for the delicious looking chocolate raspberry cupcake, that too was all wrong for my taste palette. I love chocolate, and I really enjoy raspberries but there was something just not right about mixing the two flavors together in a cupcake. In fact, it was so unpleasant, I ended up throwing it away after two bites… and like I said, I ♥ chocolate. Me tossing chocolate out is unheard of.
Needless to say, I won’t be picking up either of those so-called tasty treats ever again. Don’t let this discourage you though…. If there is an EatZi’s near you4, I would suggest you run to it immediately5 and grab something from the hundreds upon hundreds of other delicious choices.

- don’t tell my dinner guests [↩]
- They also do that with salads. [↩]
- and sometimes gross when I watch how others do theirs [↩]
- which there won’t be unless you live in the Dallas area since all the other ones are now closed [↩]
- except during lunch time [↩]


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