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I am happy to report that I once again have full use of my face. It’s been one annoying ass journey to get here though.
Apparently, my insides do not like antibiotics. I don’t think I have ever had any drug make me feel as sick as these antibiotics. After a few days on them, I discovered that taking them with yogurt took the edge off the nausea. However, nothing has been able to relieve me of this overall sick feeling. And who decided that taking pills every 6 hours was a smart thing??? No matter how I try, I end up having to wake up at some point to take pills, which naturally leads to me wanting to hurl. I have started counting pills so I know how much of this torture I have left.
Anyway, as most of you know, I am a TV junkie. I have a nice TV in my office so that while I am working (or playing) I can at least listen to my shows when I can’t watch them. I do have my favorites, and of course my guilty pleasures that I just can’t get enough of. Up until this year, I loved that show Bridezilla. I don’t know if it’s because the show has been on for a while, or if there is a new breed of bitch roaming the wedding circuit, but some of these women are out of control.
I have been watching this season one episode at a time because I knew two of them back to back would just piss me off. I was really sick last week, and so I ended up missing one which left me no choice but to sit down and take a double dose tonight.
I can report that I am so annoyed right now… Who in their right mind would marry any of these women? They are all deranged!! If you are single and are thinking you might be alone forever because you can’t find mister right, all you need to do is tune into one of these episodes and you will have no doubt that if these psychos can snag a man, so can you. There clearly is someone for everyone.
Tonight’s two episodes focused on some nutcase named Karee Gibson. She was one of the most pathetic people I have ever seen on TV. The way she treated people, especially her mother in law to be, was absolutely inexcusable. I do not understand where these women get off thinking that the world owes them something because they are getting married. Yeah, it’s YOUR wedding, not mine. If any friend of mine treated me with half the disrespect displayed on this show, the friendship would be over! And then after all the fuss she made about her precious wedding, it looked like she only had 15 people at the damn ceremony. And it was tacky as hell.
Some of their antics were so off the wall, I am starting to think that maybe some of this crap is staged. Karee was screaming and screeching at everyone and they just took it. When her lame ass dress got dirty she made her mother in law clean it with her own toothbrush. A part of me thinks that maybe the MIL was just going through the motions for the sake of her son, but yeah, no… it wouldn’t have been me. No ma’am. And I can assure you ANY son of mine would never be with some skank who disrespected me to begin with. Don’t even get me started on that.
Anyway, I’m going to have to start recording Bridezilla so that I don’t ever find myself stuck watching it for hours… maybe I will start making my own mini shows, only watching 30 minutes at a time.
And here are a few other little tidbits that have been annoying the hell out of me on TV lately:
- What is the hell is with those kids on Hung? I mean… really? REALLY?
- What is with these peoples voices on this Febreeze commercial? It sounds like it was recorded while using tin can telephones, you know the ones with the string we used as kids?! And who thought the slogan ‘wash your room’ was a good idea?
- After watching shows like The First 48 and Forensic Files, why do people still insist on committing crimes?
- Why isn’t there more Olivia Lee on American TV?
- Why do Holy Robinson Peete and Brooke Shields think I care what toothpaste they use? I know we have celebrity endorsements everywhere, but for some reason, this one really bothers me and I reallly am a HRP fan.
- Speaking of endorsement, why oh why oh why did they think it was ok to make my nights even longer, and my insomnia worse by increasing the number of commercials about erectile dysfunction? And it’s not even just regular commercials, we now have in dept commercials about medically approved vacuum systems which can be paid for with medicare! The commercials come complete with couples over the age of 60, who LOOK like they are over 60 talking about IT! Look, I know married couples are doing it… some probrably well into their retirement age… but I don’t want to think about my parents doing it… let alone my grandparents!!!!
- Who do I have to pay off to get Flo off my television forever?
That’s all for now! Have an excellent week.
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