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Once again, the floodgates of Google have exploded and people are in need of my help. Sadly, I can not help everyone, but I will do my best to help the few I can.
Dear “sister’s boyfriend is a loser”:
This is a problem I am very familiar with. Actually, I was the one with the loser boyfriend(s), but that’s not the issue at hand. If your sister is dating a loser all you can do is be supportive until she realizes it and leaves his sorry ass.
Dear “who peed on my writer’s notebook”:
Honestly, I do not know why you would come here looking for that answer… it certainly wasn’t me. Wait… why would you even GOOGLE that?
Dear “my feet smell like rotten eggs even when i wash them clean”:
All I can suggest is that you go see a doctor. Immediately.
Dear “my husband”:
He’s not here… and plus you might want to actually type in his name if you are searching for him.
Dear “i am in a fight with my girlfriend and i am so angry”:
I am not sure how much help I can be with all the loser bashing I do here. Well, hopefully I at least made you laugh while you searched for answers.
Dear “body smell shit never bath or brush teeth”:
My advice to you is to try and help this person by giving them a gift card to Bath and Body Works and maybe one to Wal-Mart too. I’ve never met a person who would turn down either one… And even if they don’t buy toothpaste at Wally World, they are guaranteed to get some form of soap or body wash from B&BW.
Dear “i went to the zoo and saws a monkey oh oh oh oh oh”:
Hmmm.. I am happy for you? It’s good to see you have something to be passionate about.
Dear “I am anti adoption”:
That’s so nice. I’m not. I am pro pro pro adoption. Thanks for stopping by.
Dear “why do losers have so many friends”:
That I do not know. My past losers were also very popular… but most of the people who adored him were also losers.
Dear “www. what happens when the bed is wet and i have to pee . com”:
For starters, you might want to go to Godaddy and try registering it as a domain and then maybe start up a site about it. However, if the bed is wet, and you have to pee, you might have already peed in the bed. Just a guess.
Dear “what if a guy calls a woman a whore”:
Honey, you do not want me telling you what I would do if I man called me or anyone I know a whore.
Dear “if you have to go poop but there is no stall walls”:
I would simply advise you go elsewhere.
That’s all for this week. I wish everyone a safe and fantastic weekend and I hope to see you all on Monday!
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