It takes a lot to embarrass me.

I am far too much a character to be humiliated by other people’s antics. I’d have to embarrass myself first in order for me to be affected by someone elses stupidity.

Well, I did it. I really made myself look so stupid… and if I were a white female, I surely would been so red or purple or maybe even blue that someone would have probably called an ambulance.

My hands were really dry the other morning so I turned to get some lotion from the bottle I keep on my desk. I pushed down on the pump and instead of lotion landing in my hand, it shot upwards onto my arm and shoulder.

I did my best to clean it up but we had customers arriving.

I took care of 3 customers who all looked at me a little weird. Nothing usual for me though. It wasn’t until a regular came in and laughed at me that I realized something was up. He suggested that I might want to look in a mirror.

So I did. And yeah… in my hair and on my cheek were remnants of the lotion. It looked like I was having a little too much fun before work and failed to clean up.

I could have died.