I have this really bad habit.

I personally don’t think it’s bad.

And my friends find it to be really funny.

However, a stranger might consider me to be rude and deserving of a swift kick in the face.

You see, I enjoy talking smack about people’s momma’s. It’s nothing personal… it’s just what I do.

No matter what you say to me, I will always come back with “Your momma blah blah blah blah”. My friends think it’s hysterical because it’s so ridiculous and pointless.

For example, if someone tells me to switch the channel on the TV, I will respond with “Your momma needs to switch the channel on the TV.” That shit doesn’t even make any sense, but it always gets a laugh. It really doesn’t matter what is said, I can always throw yo momma into the mix. And I mean always.

It appears that I am the only one who knows how to master the “yo momma” skill around here because whenever someone else tries it, they just sounds corny. It seems that I bring a little street cred into it when someone tells me to do laundry and I respond with “Yo momma needs to do some laundry”.

No harm is meant by any of it… I don’t even know when or how or why I began doing it, but it’s been going on for years. I was going to suggest that everyone try it, but I don’t want to be sued when someone gets punched in the face.

But yeah… try it……… At your own risk.