Is this something all of us women do?1 Do we throw on a shirt and not really think about how many times we bend over and show the world all of our goodies? I really hope I am not, because lord knows I have WAY too much up top to be surprising people with free peep shows.
On and average workday I probably spend 70% of it staring at the women’s tata’s , which frankly, I do not care to see. Now don’t get me wrong, I do know how to appreciate a nice pair of boobies, just not when they are forced on me at my job. Women just bend over to pick up or put down their purse or hand me a box they have placed on the floor, and I get more than a simple flash. It’s full, bare breast in all their naked glory. Sometimes I can’t help to stare, which one day I am sure I will get busted doing, but for the most part I look away so quick I almost give myself whiplash.
You would think by now that I would be used to my free peep shows, but I am not. Each time it happens I am shocked. And oh, what the hell happened to the days where women wore bras? Am I one of a select few who still depend on my trusty over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder? Over half of my flashers aren’t wearing a bra! And that takes my shock to a whole ‘nother level.
Someone told me I wouldn’t complain as much if it were Angelina Jolie. That’s so not true, and not even the same thing. I can see her work anytime I want to by popping in a DVD or doing a Google search. My DH claims he would love to have my job - of course. But then I reminded him that it would be the equivalent of him constantly having male customer walking up with their dingle dangles hanging out. That’s a sight neither one of us wants to see.
He still wants my job though.
- I do not know this woman, never seen her… her picture was just on the interwebs so I figured she would be a good exampl [↩]
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Dingle dangles? Mwahahaha!!
Seriously, though, I don’t get much boobie action in my neck of the boondocks. Of course, most of the flashers are wearing shirts that are semi-see through, so there ya go.
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I can’t go long without a bra. Three children and breast feeding have took their toll on my girls. They are no longer what they used to be.
Like Jenny I focused on the Dingle Dangles, the words I mean, not actual Dingle Dangles (that would be gross).
If I have to wear a bra then ever other bugger should as well, not men, well actually some dudes could do with with a bit of help for their moobs.
Where was I? erm yeah! Wear a Bra.
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Actually I am very aware of this on myself and will not wear something if it shows too much cleavage…I have a stack, a rack, whatever you want to call the gals and I hate drawing attention to them. I also hate seeing the plunging necklines or worse the bulging buttons.
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I’m pro-bra, for women and big man boobs! I had a fifty something woman who worked for me a short while in my last job (before I fired her, I mean she quit) who wore inappropriately low cut shirts and while she had medium sized boobs, they were saggy and sad. Why show that off? I don’t get it!
I don’t mind the plunging necklines, or getting a little flash.. as long as they don’t mind that I notice (and maybe snicker a little, bc sometimes the flash is just too funny, or as you said.. saggy and sad..).
I must wear a bra.. I mean, I don’t *have* to.. but I just feel too obvious if I don’t.. Like, don’t look to close, I might poke you - though apparently, guys like that. whatever, I’ll keep my bra on, thanks.
And dingle dangles.. oh, too funny! Brought a long-lost memory to mind though.. Early 80’s, at my friends house, her dad wearing his short-short cut-offs and he had his dingle-dangle hanging out. I was 12 maybe and remember thinking how utterly gross it was to see. bleck.
Those free peep shows are the simple pleasures for every man on the planet. Well, maybe not the gay ones. Nothing picks up a boring, drab, monotonous day at work better than a nice set of boobs. Those brief flashes keep the world turning as they give us just enough motivation to stay awake and get “some” work done.
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I hate bras, but everytime I leave the house I put one on (while cursing the man who invented them) -
About the boobs - do I what I do everytime my kids decide to walk out in the living room with something hanging out - give a little shriek - I bet they would cover up real quick.
“Dingle dangles” OMG. So funny! You know my stance on the bra thing. And that extends to the boob thing. Unless someone asked nicely to see them, there is no reason to advertise. Especially not in an office. Cripes.
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Love this article and how I can relate to it. Well not all the way. My girls are small and after breastfeeding for seven months last year? Hmm.. a bra is essential to give me some curves up there
And I can’t leave the house without them. It is amazing sometimes to see women going to a grocery without one and their nipples are like headlights on a dark road..
And plunging necklines? I don’t mind seeing a little cleavage here and there but please women should hold their shirts when trying to pick something or bending down . I don’t think I like to see those set of racks all the way.
Girl, I know.
Last week (or something) I was at wal-mart and this middle aged woman with 48 G sized breasts was NOT wearing a bra under her 3XL wife-beater…
???????????
It’s not cute.
How could she NOT realize that her mammoth breasts were hanging to her bellybutton?
It was 10 pm. That’s the only explanation I can come up with. Maybe she didn’t care? But her husband (or man friend, there’s no telling these days) and kids were with her too. Surely one of them said “Please put on a bra! That is so gross!”
*shudder*
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I have pretty small boobs and I still always wear a bra, even around my home. I can’t imagine not wearing one and I feel all dirty and exposed if I try not wearing a bra. Don’t they have professional dress code rules at your work? I think wearing undergarments is one of those, or it should be!
I don’t leave my house without a bra on because I feel exposed enough with having one on. Mine are not perfect in anyway but they do stick out.
How a woman can actually allow hers to hang out is beyond me!
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Oh My. And I thought the ladies in my office were bad. At least they wear bras…but I think I see way too much cleavage in my office as well.
Now tomorrow when I go into work, I am going to be looking extra hard for exposed boobies and then I will think of you and this post. If I get fired for laughing too much I am blaming you!
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I think it is part country/tacky and the other part is some women just want to use their womanly ways every day. Some of my fellow men can’t help themselves. An attractive woman can be so without flaunting their bodies. Don’t get me wrong, women are the best thing in the world, but I’m no sucker so don’t try to get over on me because you are a woman.
Oh, one other thing. Did anyone on here see the movie Wanted? Angelina Jolie is a human stick figure. She is NOT cute, she is just sexy. To me, her sex appeal does not make up for the fact that her face isn’t cute and her body is wack. They had a scene where she got out of the water and walked away naked. I’m sure it had to be a body double because she has ZERO booty!
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okay, I guess it’s confession time. I’m sans bra about 90% of the time. I HATE summer because I have to wear one when I go out in public as all I’m wearing on top is a t-shirt. I suppose if I had perfectly round perky breasts, I could get away with it and not mind, but I got the sag thing happening, and at a borderline C cup, there’s way too much swoosh and sway action when I walk. I wear a sports bra at work, and I rip the darn thing off the moment I get home. Now… on the bottom… I have been proudly underwearless for about 9 years now. Ahhhhhh FREEDOM! Just so ya’ll don’t get grossed out, I do it for health reasons - same thing about the bra too. I get some kind of contact rash, I’m allergic to my own sweat, and am majorly allergic to latex (elastic and such) as in my skin literally melts off! Wearing underwear is a painful thought to me. So I am a commando gal!
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I love bras. I have more than I count.
I work with mostly gay men so I’m not exposed to constant tittay showz.
Just arguments as to whether or not Anderson Cooper is hot.
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HAHA!! oh my… I have to be honest, I don’t think about the bend-over effect… just recently I was shooting a wedding and not realizing, I bent over to change a lens at the front of the church, in front of the old-er guests. Hoooo boy!
Great post. I definitely LOL’d
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LOL is this you trying to keep those perverts from getting to your site? Does it search comments? Because in that case, breasts! penis!! hehehehe I’m evil I know, you still love me right?
Back on topic: I don’t like to not wear a bra because my ‘tata’s are quite small so I always like to wear a bra and all my bras are padded. In one or two of my dresses, I can get away with not wearing a bra which is great.
I’m pretty sure I don’t give a free show to everyone, but sometimes I just don’t have time to check in the morning!
p.s. by the way, you do know that’s my behind you’re staring at everytime I comment right? hehehehe
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I promise to reply to these comments ASAP. Just had a silly busy day
and the down side is…? Just kidding. I agree with what you said: if it was a guy’s…umm, was that dingle dangle? Anyway, I wouldn’t want to stare at that all day.
peace,
mike
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i work with someone who is heavy chested and she shows her good at least 3 times a week. its so freaking distracting and wrong. i’m like you can’t find a shirt that fits or a bra that lifts.
just inconsiderate…and i work in a law firm. let my attorney show me her boobs and i’ll show her a new attorney. it’s not acceptable in the work place, unless you work for hooters
I don’t like those big jugs because they mean nothing and make no sense. Perhaps there are men who love to see that show but they are busted. I have seen many women doing so for their bosses or other men at work but it ends with nothing good.
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hparis, there might be a few who would have that round curvy boobs. Do we think ever about boobs? Why they are so? Why they are so attractive to men as compared to other parts? I think it is a natural instinct and men like to see them so why should i care about it, let them see and let me show.
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