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I usually, actually I always, keep a little notebook with me to jot down the ideas for my posts. While it is true that everything I write about is 100% true, sometimes the memory of something hits me as I am sitting in my car waiting to speak to someone in English.
Even with my little book of notes, today I am having a massive case of writers block. I want to write about something, yet nothing triggers in me. I start and stop, start and stop and end up with nothing. I have gone through the pages, and still nothing… but yet that nagging voice is still yelling at me to WRITE SOMETHING!! But what can I write?
I have literally been sitting here with my Wordpress dashboard open for over 8 hours. And still nothing. Nagging voice still won’t shut up.
And then I saw it. Right there on my dashboard.
As I was preparing to add some more links to my blogroll, I saw the words “boyfriend peed on me”. Someone found my blog by googling “boyfriend peed on me”. Have I ever blogged about that? Are men doing things to me that I am not aware of? Is this happening while I am sleeping? I sure as shit hope not.
Anyway, along with that delicious gem I discovered:
- thank you for being my first love1
- jillian the whore2
- i like being stupid3
- yes i am a racist4
- poo poo pee pee5
- xxx pics place renae6
- peed down my legs7
- how to lose your loser boyfriend8
So, there you have it. Clearly I have been writing about some pretty interesting things. I might have to switch things up a bit and start writing more about flowers and babies.
- awww, you are so very welcome! sadly, i do not think you were mine though [↩]
- i actually like the two girls i know named jillian so i really hope i wasn’t the one calling either of them a whore [↩]
- um, no the hell i don’t [↩]
- glad you can admit it… and oh, you should know that even if you have one person you know who is black, it does not mean you are not still a racist [↩]
- what in the good name of all things holy are you googling that for???? [↩]
- you are going to have to look elsewhere for that buddy… not now or ever will you see any xxx pics of me [↩]
- i don’t want to know what or who was peeing down your legs, but you need to be more careful [↩]
- very easily, dump his sorry ass [↩]
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