Whoa! Is That Pee Running Down My Leg?
- Filed under: personal
- Date: Mar 25,2008
Last night, after a very busy and exhausting day out, I curled up in bed and went to sleep. It had been a chilly night here in Texas, so I opened up a window to let the cool breeze freeze me out. I love cold weather when I can snuggle up under a pile of blankets.
Anyway, as I was laying in bed, I got this overwhelming urge to pee which I ignored because I was so comfortable and warm. I shrugged it off and went back to sleep. I swear, I take laziness to the extreme sometimes.
A few hours later, I got hit with the same urge… which I ignored… again.
At about 5 am, I was having this wonderful dream where I was yelling at someone to get out the bathroom because I needed to go. When I finally got into the bathroom, I was so relieved and elated.
And then I woke up and realized that I was in bed, and not in the bathroom at all. I quickly checked under the covers; for what I don’t know since it was pitch dark. I felt around the bed, and it all seemed dry.
I jumped up out of bed and raced to the bathroom before a real emergency happened. As I sat down it dawned on me that all was not as dry as I originally thought. Ewwww.
When I finished, I took a nice hot shower before heading back to bed. I did a double check there, and everything was as dry as I had previously thought. Amazingly enough I was able to go back to sleep pretty quickly.
I tell you what though, the next time I get the slightest urge to go to the bathroom, I’m not going to hesitate a second. Not even for the warmth and comfort of a good nights sleep.
