If You Aren’t A Whore Then When Else Would You Call It???

by Monique on March 19, 2008


So, I was having a little chat with the ex and he decided that in order to prove to me how changed he was he would share some stuff with me.

He told me things about his marriage.

He told me things about his children.

He told me things about life after us.

And then he told me he had had sex with about 500 women.

Yes… that’s five hundred. As in one, two, three, four, five.

Five hundred.

And he was serious.

I was shocked… and I called him a whore to which he said, “I’m not a whore, nor was I ever one in the past.”

Hmmm, ok. Maybe I am missing something, but 500 women is a lot right?

Edited to Add - He comes up with this number because he figures over the course of 10 years he slept with a different girl at least every 2 weeks, especially during the time he was in the Air Force.

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{ 24 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Jillian 03.20.08 at 12:13 am

Wow… damn right 500 is a lot. I can’t even name 100 people I’d want to sleep with.

Of course I wonder what kind of skills he must’ve picked up.

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2 David 03.20.08 at 3:21 am

Wow 500 women, thats just different. He must’ve been keeping a good tally of his adventures. Doesn’t seem like too much of a mature thing to do really

btw nice site just came across it via wordsofmylife.

3 Bri 03.20.08 at 3:55 am

Well, technically, he wasn’t being paid for it right? And a whore gets paid for it. Also, a whore would be female, don’t know what a male strumpet would be called, but he was right, sort of.

Still, 500 i sa big number.

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4 Marie 03.20.08 at 8:29 am

500 is a lot of women that’s for sure!

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5 fragileheart 03.20.08 at 9:18 am

“Yeah, I’m sorry buddy… but you’re a whore!” He needs to come to terms with it. lol

6 Ada 03.20.08 at 9:39 am

And his definition of a whore would be? I have to feel for his wife and kids if if he still has that attitude.

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7 C K 03.20.08 at 9:42 am

Gosh… perhaps he thought that you might be impressed.. lol

8 Monique 03.20.08 at 9:48 am

@ Jillian - IKR!! Hell, I can’t even come up with 50.. 20!

@ David - He wasn’t mature… and still isn’t. And thanks :)

@ Bri - True.. True.. But until I can come up with a better name for him, he’s gonna be a whore in my book. Paid or not.

@ Marie - It’s SO gross!!

@ fragile heart - That’s exactly what I told him.

@ Ada - He was rather proud when he said it. Not a hint of shame in his voice.

@ CK - If he thought that, he was greatly mistaken.

9 Dette 03.20.08 at 11:32 am

Uh… he TOTALLY is a man-whore. I’d fall over if he remembered even half of their names!

10 Kevin 03.20.08 at 12:00 pm

Holy hell. 500 is insane. What the F_ _ k…a little self control maybe? :O

11 Angelika 03.20.08 at 3:43 pm

You were supposed to think he was a stud. Don’t you know about the double standards???

But yeah, he’s a whore. Probably an infected whore.

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12 Grace 03.20.08 at 4:13 pm

500?!?!?! It’s a wonder all his parts haven’t fallen off yet!

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13 JEMi | Tips for Life, Love, You 03.20.08 at 4:25 pm

500?

no wait - five hundred different women?!

I..

no comment.

and bless your soul monique, bless ya.

ps - I just realized InMyHeels is listed here on your site. A grand thanks to you and a big ole JEMi style (( HUG ))!!!

500????

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14 Mimi 03.20.08 at 4:38 pm

wow! What a slut!! I would be too ashamed to share that with anyone. 500 women?? I hope he gets tested on the regular!

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15 Monique 03.20.08 at 4:44 pm

@ Dette - You and I both know he doesn’t even know a third of their names.

@ Kevin - He lacked it when we were together, I can absolutely imagine him only getting worse as he got older.

@ Angelika - Oh my bad.. Should I call him back and act impressed now? Although I doubt that would work since I am so disgusted by it.

@ Grace - They just might have!

@ JEMi - Yes… 500! It’s so gross.

@ Mimi - Tell me about it. I wouldn’t tell a soul.

16 Dani 03.20.08 at 8:22 pm

That is just plain nasty. And why the hell did he think you would care about how many women he slept with… Again, that is just plain nasty!

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17 Jazz 03.20.08 at 9:00 pm

Wow… 500 women and he admits to it? Either he is lying and it’s a pathetic way way to boost his ego or he is a MAN-WHORE!!!

18 Natural Woman 03.20.08 at 9:21 pm

Oh yeah 500 that’s nasty. My nasty number is real low, like on one hand low, so 500 is just whore-ish, like you said. Men can be W’s too.

I’m sure he was fudging the truth a bit.

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19 beeker 03.20.08 at 9:59 pm

I hope he has his doctor and pharmacy on speed dial. How about we call him Puta Del Hombre…sounds like a bad guy Lucha Libre wrestler!

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20 manilenya 03.20.08 at 10:41 pm

and he actually count them lol!

21 moletalk 03.20.08 at 11:21 pm

wow, 500 is a lot! it does seem immature for him to brag about it. good thing you’re not his wife. this one’s an ex you definitely wouldn’t have any regrets with, no?

22 Monique 03.21.08 at 12:02 am

@ Dani - He claims he was trying to be “honest”.

@ Jazz - I believe him especially since he was such a slut in school.

@ Beeker - Puta de Hombre… ROFL. I love it.

@ Manilenya - I guess… it would be something he would do to so he could continuously stroke his ego.

@ Moletalk - No regrets whatsoever. I’m rather thankful someone else got to deal with his shit.

23 Cindy 03.29.08 at 2:38 pm

No doubt he thinks he’s some sort of stud muffin. More like a maggot in my book.

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24 Ginormous Boobs 03.30.08 at 11:33 am

WHORE!

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